1. Notes: 111 / 6 months ago  from lezbobatman (originally from queertheair)
     
  2. Notes: 125 / 7 months ago  from itmakesnosense (originally from blehmeng)
    itmakesnosense: blehmeng: Meanwhile, in misreading the quote…

    itmakesnosense:

    blehmeng: Meanwhile, in misreading the quote…

     
  3. Notes: 10912 / 8 months ago  from explicitideas (originally from paoolinka)
     
  4. Notes: 277 / 10 months ago  from ih8religion (originally from ih8religion)
    ih8religion: I really fucking wish there was a porn of this!!  I’d love to see Jesus sucking on Satan’s cloven hoof!! *FUCKING HOT* I H8 RELIGIONTwitter | Facebook | Email 

    ih8religion:

    I really fucking wish there was a porn of this!!  I’d love to see Jesus sucking on Satan’s cloven hoof!! *FUCKING HOT*

    I H8 RELIGION
    Twitter | Facebook | Email 

     
  5. Notes: 30884 / 10 months ago  from c0mealongp0nd (originally from dvdp)
    liikeab0ss: Stare at the ball for 60 seconds then look at your keyboard. OH GOD! 

    liikeab0ss:

    Stare at the ball for 60 seconds then look at your keyboard.

    OH GOD! 

     
  6. Notes: 1521 / 10 months ago  from unfollow-us
    Fuck Yeah Pick Up Lines: omgele convo ;)

    fuck-yeahpickuplines:

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes.

    Stranger: the average number of strokes per minute is 9.

    Stranger: and since the average penis is 6 inches,

    …

    (Source: unfollow-us)

  7. Notes: 7162 / 10 months ago  from yourcuntingdaughter (originally from boujourcunt2222222-deactivated2)
    I used to play this game all the time when I was younger. It was the only game you could actually play by yourself with. 

    I used to play this game all the time when I was younger. It was the only game you could actually play by yourself with. 

     
  8. Notes: 96314 / 11 months ago  from lgbtlaughs (originally from lmaogtfo)

    Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I always put my fingers in them and then my fingers would get stuck!

    (Source: lmaogtfo)

  9. Notes: 12517 / 11 months ago  from youmakemefeelfun (originally from addfg)

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  10. Notes: 2 / 11 months ago  from youmakemefeelfun
    You aren't you, instead a reflection of opinions.: What foreign words are difficult to translate into English?

    youmakemefeelfun:

    1. Toska
      Russian – Vladmir Nabokov describes it best: “No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with…
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